A blog called “Ballet Perfection” …
posted up my photo from my first rehearsal of the season. I’m humbled by the sheer number of notes on that photo, let alone that someone believes it’s worthy of the word “perfect”. Just, thanks.
I received my first letter of the summer! Thanks E.G. for responding, and doing so with classy stationary. On the envelope E.G wrote “possibly the chessiest stationary ever!”, however I live in hipsterville and I bet someone in the post system thought it was an artsy/ indie reference.
I love my friends so much! :)
accurate.
from As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner
Sweet Jezus! this is brilliant
Ballet:
Expectations:
Reality:
Suspended Books Magically Fill Swiss Tunnel
BECAUSE IT’S A CELL WALL GUYS
GUYS
I’m glad that my friends get just as excited as I do about nerdy jokes.
In further hipster development,
Urban never got back to me, so I’m assuming I wasn’t hipster enough to be an employee. On the bright side, my previous job at the Children’s museum got back to me about working for them this summer! I have successfully attained a summer job, and it’s at a place I genuinely love.
In other news, I feel like this cat:
although it is the prime example of exceptional levels of swag ( I mean it’s dressed like a bumble bee), it has an extreme moment of fail. I am not this awesome, but am in the possession of some ideas for some stories, and a way to have more direct contact with you guys.
1. I promise I will actually write some more on this blog.
2. I will workshop the stories so I can be brave and submit something to my school’s lit mag.
3. If I have a segment on this blog called ” If you ask, or give a hipster a…” , will you actually submit things for me to write about?*
*just reply, or leave it in my ask box.
Reasons why I love my neighborhood, exhibit one.
Well, I think the UO interview went splendidly.
Since I got there a bit early, I got to chat with 2 of the other people interviewing for positions.
It was like:
but, they were really nice. Once we entered the hipster holding cell… I mean interview room we all got asked the same questions, and in turn were to give a response. The best part is that two of the interviewees did not understand what UO is, so they either didn’t speak enough, or kept on using ‘sparkly’ words in hope that the Hipster hiring manager wouldn’t catch on. I feel that if you keep dropping the word “artsy”, and phrases like “black and white photography is a lost art”, but then can’t answer anything about cameras… you may have just been trapped in a lie.
Our reactions to the reveal:
After that things were pretty chill, and the Hipster Hiring manager said she’ll get back to us on thursday to let us know if we’ve made it to the next round.
Now, I wait…
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
5 Seconds of Every #1 Billboard Hot 100 Hit From 1993-2011
literally sang my way through my entire life.
